Halloween will be here before you know it. If you want to go as your favorite MLB player, we are here to help.
- Giants hat.
- Wear a long dark win.
- Carry a baseball glove.
- Smoke a joint.
- Wear a Giants shirt.
- Stuff your shirt with things to make you look buff.
- Carry around syringes.
- Act pompous.
- No matter what you do, no one will know who you are.
- Let your hair get shaggy.
- Hand out Peanut Butter Cups.
George Steinbrenner (from Seinfeld)
- So this was my costume last year, and it’s still relevant and super easy.
- Print out these two pictures of George Costansa.
- Glue them back to back on cardboard with a popsicle stick sticking out of the bottom.
- When people ask what you are hold out the picture and have them look over your shoulder like the camera shot from Seinfeld.
- Get dreaded wig.
- Dodgers Bandana.
- Do a lot of two-handed points.
- Carry a syringe - Don’t worry about hiding it.
- Buy a needle costume…
- Put on some sort of Yankee thing.
- Cover every inch of your body in money.
- Act like a D-Bag.
- Wear a Tigers hat.
- Drink more.
- Drink some more.
- Apologize for drinking so much.
- Drink some more.
- Wear a Marlins jacket.
- Talk over everyone else.
- Argue with every one.
- Yelling is ok too.
- Tweet mean things about everyone else at the party.
- Wear a random baseball hat.
- Cheat at every drinking game.
- Call everyone else out on cheating.
- Get new stem cells.
- Take steroids.
- Go to a party at a friends house that you haven’t talk to in years.
- Start off being the life of the party.
- Over stay your welcome.
- Buy a penis costume.
- Put a Yankee hat on it.
- put oozy pusy growths on it.
John Lackey (Very Similar to the ARod)
- Carry around bags of money.
- Act like an a-hole.
- Wear a Red Sox hat.
- Drink at inappropriate times.
- Make a really super awesome costume.
- Don’t spend a lot of money on it.
- Have no one talk about it.
- Spend the most money on your costume.
- Don't watch games.
- Still talk trash.
West coast fan
- Wear tons and tons of things supporting your love of the team.
- Show up late to the party.
- Leave early.
- Spend a lot of money on your costume.
- Act like an underdog who can’t afford nice things.
- Buy expensive drinks.
Red Sox fan
- Tell everyone how your costume is going to be the best costume ever assembled.
- Never show up to the party.
If you’re hardcore: Show up really late. Be the life of the party. As soon as everyone notices how great you are leave.
- Actually I've never seen one before - You'd have a better chance at seeing a leprechaun riding a unicorn.
- Instead of spending money on a coustume, buy a ticket to a game for the first time
- Prevent your team from getting retracted. Please!
If you're hardcore: Buy a ticket package.
- Sit outside the party.
- Keep asking the host if you’re allowed in yet. The host keeps saying no because you’re far too much fun and too exciting for the parry he has in mind.
- Wear a Heat jersey.
- Wear a headband.
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