Top 10 Ways I Avoided the Pujols Press Conference

Top 10 Ways I Avoided the Pujols Press Conference

Top 10 Ways I Avoided the Pujols Press Conference


10. Beer

9. Acetone

8. Subjected Myself to Amy Grant’s Greatest Hits

7. More Beer

6. Whisky

5. NBA Network

4. Dissected a Battery, Smoked What I Found, Had a Conversation with a Fern

3. Murder (Not Telling… HINT: Involved a Smurf)

2. Boilermaker

1. This Video… Over and Over and Over Again…

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.



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By Redstatebluestate
Sunday, 11 Dec 2011


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